Ugh!
Chair-man 
Cyber-Bonk,
Bonk!
Bonk Bonk you have less than 100 PoE to get past me.
All my (very hard work) strategies have now worked for a short time. Before I give up trying definitely,
I have one more strategy that might work. But what a real headache!
Otherwise, I will have to adopt 2 much more laborious strategies. Well, the only good thing was you forcing me out of my comfort zone!
Now, with your glorious march unimpeded, you are the true, unique and grand invincible
Chair-man Cyber-Bonk.
Bonk!
Bonk!
Bonk!
I’ve already retired from being
Poke-man Bonk!
Bonk! and all my tools and powers will be disabled and sealed except on
specific Forums.
I am resigned and awaiting the inevitable flattening of my head
as a pancake by your legendary, unique and unequaled
Chair of Power.
Bonk!
Bonk!
Bonk!