i use to moonwalk, once when sleeping i even peed on my sister
*awkward silence*
i can't remember how it happened (i was sleeping, doh) but sister says that she was lying on a floor and watching tv when suddenly she feels that somebody is standing behind her, so she turns back to see who's there and said that i had closed eyes. she wasn't sure what's going on but after a while i took out my shlong and started croppign her legs when she, of course, jumps away starts yelling and goes call mum. we have thrown that carpet away.
man i wish i were awake
