Okay, another offensive-ish...
Somebody is knocking on Heaven's door, St. Peter opens the door. There is a man at the doorstep rolling on the floor, laughing. St. Peter frowns and asks
- What's so funny?! You have just died!
- Heheh, yeah but down there they are still operating me LOL
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