There's a guy around here who makes his living looking like Jack Sparrow. People paying for photo's with him etc.
He's also a lunatic who was seen down on one of the southern islands trying to bed tourist lasses buy telling them he was Johnny Depp.
He's creepy, and apparently tourist lasses are really stupid.
I suspect the number of Thai Sparrow's will be staggeringly large this year LOL
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