It's halloween again, my friends!
The happenin'est holiday of the year, and I trust we'll all be celebrating in one form or another.
The game is very simple.
When you are out for halloween, you should count all the Jack Sparrow costumes you see.
My calculations show that the Sparrow population has increased exponentially from last year's already significant numbers.
This is mostly due to the fact that many people don't understand the nature of halloween, and want to look like johnny depp so they can have sex with girls.
We need to know their numbers in order to determine whether genocide is necessary, or if a mere cull will do the job.
Thanks for your support, halloween fans!
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