i've had my funeral planned out for a loooong time
The song that will be playing is "Dont stop believing" by Journey, and i intend for everyone to receive a complimentary lighter upon entering the cemetery, then, as the song begins to play, they'll all hold up the lighters, flick them on, and sway them back and forth! it'll be magical!
Little do they know, i've cursed the world, so that when "Don't Stop Believing" is played in a cemetery, the dead will rise from their graves, and eat everyone, causing a zombie apocalypse! And I'll be their king! MUA HAHAHAHA