Tomekk: Hmm... Men of Gondor or Mordor...
TheChosen: Gondor rhymes with condom.
Tomekk: Tolkien is probably rolling in his grave right now, Chosen
TheChosen: "Condom? Where was condom when the Westfold fell!? Where was condom when our enemies closed in around us!?"
Tomekk: "There will come a day when the courage of men will fall and they will be forced to use condoms... but today, is not that day!"
Halindir: Denethor: "The rule of Condom is mine! And no other's!
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