Hey not fair, i tought this was only for danny to try.:? Okay fine here's my first shot(beware this might be long):
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The great ANUS strikes again......
I actualy locked you rank to Tech wizz when you first started spamming...
Now.. you have to solve THIS problem before i let you to the next level....
A farmer and his whife went to church after a hard day of work.
In the church, the farmer fell asleep and had a nighmare; He dreamt that he was about to be executed in a gilutine... The whife noticed he was asleep and carefully poked the farmer in the neck with her finger. The farmer thought that the blade in the dream had hit him and got an heart-attack and died instantly.... Now.... What is extreamly wrong about this story?
If ANYONE but danny replies to this; that person will be reduced for a week or two to \"n00b\" and i'll just post a new question...
Good luck.. you have 3 attempts..
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First flaw:Spelling.
Second flaw:Why would peasants go to church after a hard day of work :?: Keep in mind that peasants are verry religious.They only go to church when it's sunday or when there is a holiday.They certantly won't go to church after a hard day of work and they certantly won't go to church wearing rags.
Third flaw:Peasants will never fall asleep in the curch.It's not related to sound, it's just that when they're in the church they're like :shock: (eyes wide open, and watchful).
Forth flaw:General negative energies cannot affect church attendants(lol sounds like a definition).I'll explain-nightmare is something bad so you can't experience malicious or negative feelings in a church.
Fifth flaw:You don't wake somebody up by poking him in the neck.
Sixth flaw:I may be wrong here, but I think that only certain social classes were executed using gilutine.I mean like thiefs, rebel leaders, but never peasants.To make an example of them i believe.
Seventh flaw:This is a long shot but here it goes: A finger leaves a circular tiny mark, whilst a gilutine blade leaves a straight line mark.
Eight flaw:How can you have a nightmare after doing regular field work?? What the peasant was a gravedigger or what :P
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Finger mark: |___|
Gilutine blade mark: ----------------
My best lead is "peasants going to church after a hard day of work".There's just something wrong here. Of course this could all be a farse by titanus, but if it was it was an enjoyable one.
Dammit i have to be right.I spent all morning writing this post. I AM RIGHT!! ... aren't I? :wink: