Happy birthday, ol froot ol bean ol sparrer! Seeing as tornado season's on its way, I got you a pair of ruby slippers and golden cap. If you do get blown across a great desert and end up in a strange and terrifying land, though, take heart! You'll probably be in Southern Cali and those flying monkeys will get you a spot on America's got talent straight away. Remember, though, you can only use the golden cap THREE times, so make sure you get their song-and-dance performances on film before you get them to tear the producer limb from limb! Hahaha!
