Day 1: Me and 101 bi-sexual female pornstars are stuck in a mall with a packet of condoms (also a Filipino dude is there)
Day 2-14: Had fun
Day 15: Ran out of condoms
Day 300: Got sued for child support
Day 310: Got DNA test
Day 317: I now have AIDS and only one child is mine (fucking Pablo!)
Day 318: Pablo the origin of the AIDS
Day 320: Kill Pablo
Day 325: Rape everything
Day 330: Get kicked out
Day 331: Hijack Thomas tank engine friend Harold and crash him into the mall
Day 332: Get chased by zombies
Day 333: Shoot myself in the head, now my pants snake hurts =(
Day 334: Get eaten
Day 2100: Zombies die of AIDS (stupid damn Pablo)
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"war has changed. its no longer about nations ideologies or ethnicity, its an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and its consumption of life - has become a well oiled machine" - Solid Snake
Last edited by angry axe; 20-02-2010 at 09:18 AM.
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