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Originally posted by Kiddiarni@Sep 2 2004, 08:05 PM
hmm...Dirty...
Once there where two golfclubs on a bar. The first on asked for a Vodka Martini, and then the Bartender asked the other one "What would you like?", "Nothing, I'm a DRIVER"
AHAHAHA 
Dont Drink and Drive 
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Don't drink and drive, when you can smoke grass and fly (joke).
This is one of the best jokes I ever heard:
After all read-outs and X-ray scans, the doctor said: "We have noticed a rare virus infestation. You have only ten more left...
Patient: "Ten what? Years, Months, Days..."
Doctor: "Nine..."