[Saccade]

Just... Wow.

If ever there's an RPG contest anywhere, I want to be on your side, ESG

[ed]

LQ: They got past our defenses?! How can this be!? This is the 3rd time this month

5th: No-one can figure out their 86 digit passcode that is changed daily.
Sac: Not even them, that's why it's changed daily.

Angry Axe:Hmm... <turns on radio>
Radio:This is Dr. Frasier Crane, I'm listening.

ESGmaster:<begins howling>
TotalAnarchy:I'm guessing he isn't okay.

Saccade:This is <censored>.
ESGmaster:You can say that again.
Saccade:This is <censored>.
Aarne:This will be bad if we die on our first mission.

I'm like the guy in the kids films who says shit and it makes the kids snigger that they're with their parents and he said shit.
I DON'T SWEAR THAT MUCH DO I?!

After 30 seconds of walking.
ESGmaster:Hmm, I'll just stab that guy in the black robe with a axe.
ESGmaster stabs said guy.

*STAB* *SLASH* *HACK* *BREE* *GRAB* *SLASH* *SLASH*
These are like the sound effects from battles in Dark Disciples lol

????:<loud scream>
El Quia:What was that?
Angry Axe:A loud scream?

All of a sudden, two little girls rush the team, killing them.
wtf? where did the girls come from? I think I'd stoop to hitting a little girl if she was some psycho and going to kill me.
Probably. I guess it would be pretty stupid not to.
ohhh - they're vampires...

El Quia: Dream of Shadow!
I'm sorry, LQ, but you have to get a scarier war cry... That's just like summoning the great yellow bird god of sesame street or magic-play-cat-takes-you-to-nighty-night-land.

lulz/spoiler

Quality.