And now for Part 2.
Somewhere in a underground cave network in a Rampage alternate dimension:
The team is falling.
*THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD*
The team is unmorphed.
ESGmaster:That's not how I expected the mission to go.
Two minutes later.
ESGmaster:I'm gonna try climbing back up.
ESGmaster begins climbing back up.
Fifth:No light. Just how far down are we?
ESGmaster:ARGHAGRHSGHSGHAR
ESGmaster falls to the cavern floor covered in rats.
ESGmaster:<censored> IT'S KNAWING THROUGH MY ARMOR.
GTX:Eat laser oversized rodent!
*BREE* *BREE* *BREE*
Soon, the rats kill everyone.
The team is falling.
*THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD*
ESGmaster:"Deja Vu, it's me, it's true!"
El Quia:...What?
ESGmaster:One of the characters in Freedom Force says that. Yes, he's a maniac.
Fifth:That way.
After 30 seconds of walking.
ESGmaster:Hmm, I'll just stab that guy in the black robe with a axe.
ESGmaster stabs said guy.
Said guy spins around and grabs his chest, then rips his heart out.
Saccade performs a Gobliiins like scream.
Aarne:Eat this!
Aarne attacks the guy with his plasma blade.
GTX shoots the guy.
El Quia slices him.
Fifth uses his chains on him.
Saccade stabs him with his wrist blades.
Angry Axe attacks him using his flamberge.
TotalAnarchy slices him with his sword.
Several deaths later.
The team is falling.
*THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD*
ESGmaster:Looks like we're in The Last Half of Darkness.
Saccade:Except this time we can't quit if we die to much.
Fifth:That way.
Fifth points in the opposite direction of where they died last.
After 25 seconds of walking.
Aarne: Hey a sword and a torch.
After 5 seconds of walking.
A rat is seen in the room.
Aarne throws his torch at it.
Said rat jumps right at him.
Aarne:Eat steel rat.
Aarne swings the sword at him.
*DEKA*
The sword broke.
Aarne:...
Angry Axe pulls out a 38 automatic.
Angry Axe:Eat lead rat.
Angry axe fires it at the rat.
50 rounds later.
*CLICK*
Angry Axe:...Empty? It hasn't budged.
ESGmaster slices the rat with his sword as it jumps towards Angry Axe.
The sword and the rat are propelled backwards, the sword nearly misses Angry Axe.
Fifth:Bullet-Proof Fur?
El Quia:I bet we'll see crazier things before the month is out.
????:AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
GTX was hit in the neck with a shovel, breaking both.
TotalAnarchy turns around and sees a maniac.
Said maniac fires at him with a 38 revolver 8 times.
ESGmaster:Oh joy, a maniac with a 38 revolver that has infinite ammo.
Fifth throws his chain at the maniac's neck, breaking it.
????:*SQUEEK* *SQUEEK* *SQUEEK* *SQUEEK* *SQUEEK* *SQUEEK*.
Several deaths later.
After falling.
Fifth:That way!
They enter a room with a river running through it.
ESGmaster:<whisper> Quick, hide over here and we'll fire a shot to have him be eated by rats.
After hiding behind the rocks.
*BANG*
*SQUEEK* *SQUEEK* *SQUEEK* *SQUEEK* *SQUEEK* *SQUEEK*
Maniac:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
The rats propell the maniac towards the water.
The rats turn into ash.
El Quia:I was right, rats turning into ash is crazier than bullet-proof fur.
Angry Axe:Now all we have to do is have a drink with Death, and we'll be perfect psycho material.
After luring the other rat into the river.
The team is now searching the room the rat killed them in.
Aarne:410 shells of pure light.
ESGmaster pulls out a Light Skeet Shooter.
ESGmaster:Time to use our heavy artillery.
Fifth:...That's our heavy artillery?
ESGmaster:It was that or a flare gun, actually I brought that as well.
Time Knight:Rangers, come in.
Fifth:We read you loud and clear.
Time Knight:Ahiy Yuoua Srteo?
Fifth:What?
Time Knight:Joking.
One minute later.
*BANG* *BANG*
Death falls to the ground.
Death:<Incredibly loud yell>
Dungeon Master:You're doing well, PREPARE TO DIE!
Saccade:Anybody sensing he's a sore loser?
????:<loud scream>
El Quia:What was that?
Angry Axe:A loud scream?
All of a sudden, two little girls rush the team, killing them.
After the deaths:
Fifth:Prepare for them.
Several seconds later.
The two little girls are just outside the enterance.
ESGmaster:<whisper> Now they're vampires, so hold no punchs.
The team rushes them.
*STAB* *SLASH* *HACK* *BREE* *GRAB* *SLASH* *SLASH*
Fifth:Hey we killed them!
Dungeon Master:If you die again you'll return here.
Several minutes later inside a house.
Maniac:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Said maniac attacks Aarne with a shovel.
Aarne dodges and kills said maniac.
Aarne:Now how do we open this door?
ESGmaster:Let me get my lockpick.
ESGmaster starts going through his pockets.
Fifth:Allow me.
Fifth breaks the padlock with his chains.
The team goes into the attic of the building.
Angry Axe goes into another room of the attic.
Angry Axe:Just a coffin in here.
Angry Axe opens said coffin and walks out of the room.
El Quia:BEHIND YOU!
Angry Axe spins around and hits a zombie with his battle axe, knocking him back several feet.
El Quia:Let's finish this! SHADOW BEAM!
The zombie is propelled back several feet, and through a window.
*CRASH* *THUD*
????:<Loud yell>
Two vampire girls jump to the window.
El Quia:So much for finishing this.
Fifth:RUN!
The team runs.
As the team goes to the first floor.
*KRUNCH*
The floor breaks from under them.
Aarne:Not again.
The team hits the ground running.
Saccade:Run or be bitten. Not the best situation.
After several rooms.
TotalAnarchy trips on a coffin.
Fifth:Nobody open it.
The coffin opens.
Angry Axe:I didn't touch it.
A gargoyle rises from the coffin.
ESGmaster:Whoa, A vampire gargoyle? Now I've seen everything.
Fifth:IT'S MORPHING TIME!
Fifth:Ranger of Chaos!
El Quia
ream of Shadow!
The gargoyle attack the team.
GTX
istract him.
The morphed members of the team attack the gargoyle.
Aarne:Time of Dark!
ESGmaster:Ninja of Lighting!
Saccade:Knight of Lighting!
Angry Axe:Knight of Fire!
TotalAnarchy:Space of Lighting!
GTX:Space Pirate!
The gargoyle breaks into tiny stones.
????:<yells>
TotalAnarchy:That's our alarm telling us to leave this place.
The team continues running for several minutes.
*THUD*
All of a sudden a werewolf grabs ESGmaster and bites him on the shoulder!
Saccade:Eat 38 wolf!
Saccade fires his 38 automatic at the werewolf.
The werewolf stops biting ESGmaster and falls backwards, dead.
ESGmaster:Let's continue, I'm fine.
Several minutes later.
The team comes across two boats.
GTX:Let's sail this thing outa here!
They get on the boat and sail it until they come across a island.
After landing on a island.
ESGmaster:...
Aarne:Say, what's he looking at?
The zombie and two girls are on a boat a mile behind them.
Angry Axe:How did they know how to drive a boat?
ESGmaster:<begins howling>
TotalAnarchy:I'm guessing he isn't okay.
ESGmaster's Morpher:Armor deactivated.
ESGmaster is turning into a werewolf.
The zombie and two girls are now right behind them.
Island, somewhere:
Time Knight:RUN, YOU CAN'T WIN.
Fifth:We can't run, we're trapped.
Time Knight:This looks like the end.
What's left of the team begins moving down the docks.
ESGmaster has fully turned into a werewolf.
ESGmaster is slaughtering said zombie and two girls.
ESGmaster walks down the docks.
Saccade performs a gobliiins like scream.
TotalAnarchy:So much for Abandonia's last hope.
ESGmaster stops a few feet from the team.
Fifth:I guess he's keeping his mind.
ESGmaster:What do you guess? I am keeping my mind.
Dungeon Master:Alright, SURVIVE THIS!
The team looks around.
Aarne:Survive what?
Dungeon Master:Oh, wait he's on vacation.
Dungeon Master:LIVE THROUGH THIS!
The team looks around.
Angry Axe:This is actually quite pleasent if you think about it.
Dungeon Master:Hmm, he was killed two weeks ago.
Fifth:We're very busy, call us when you have something.
Dungeon Master:AVOID THIS! INFINITY BALL!
There is a large explosion in the sky.
ESGmaster:Let's try to escape.
The team goes on the boat.
Island, somewhere else:
The team is all in their ranger forms.
Fifth:Well, atleast we're making progress.
Aarne:Say, that guy looks familiar.
The guy he is refering to is pointing for them to go in the opposite direction.
Time Knight:Oh, and ESGmaster, I've uploaded information on your werewolf armor form.
ESGmaster:Thanks.
Fifth:You over there.
Fifth:PREPARE TO DIE!
Dungeon Master:Nope.
The team is teleported.
TO BE CONTINUED