That one reminded me of another one:
A Cuban, a German, a Croatian and a Serbian where flying in an airplane...
The Cuban takes a cigare, lights it and throws it out of the aeroplane.
-What, what are you doing???, the others asked.
-There's a lot more where that came from...
The German takes a glas of beer and throws it out of the aeroplane.
-What, what are you doing???
-There's a lot more where that came from...
The Serbian takes a watermellon, cuts it and throws it out of the aeroplane.
-What, what are you doing???
-There's a lot more where that came from...
And so the Croatian was wandering what could he throw out of the aeroplane, at last he came to a decision: he took the Serbian and threw him out of the aeroplane...
-What, what are you doing, are you insane!!!???
-There's a lot more where that came from...
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Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist.
Jerry Seinfeld: I think you're thinking of 'You're not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery'.
Cosmo Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.
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