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Old 30-06-2004, 06:11 PM   #15
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Here's a new one:

A cop pulls over an Audi quatro, takes a look inside and says: 'OK, all five of you guys out, you're under arrest!!!'
-But there's only five of us, that's perfectly legal!
-No, no, this is an Audi quatro, quatro - that means four...
-But, please, let us explain...
-No, no, no, there's nothing to explain...
-Well go ask your partner, I'm sure he can explain to you...
-Oh, no, he is too buisy arguing with those two guys from FIAT Uno...
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