Wow! The Capt
ien Bible 
returned from Purgatory.
After the Capt
ien Bible commits the crime of
lese-majesty 
, the
Emperor Japo(
deis)
banished the Capt
ien Bible to Purgatory.
After that, the Capt
ien Bible conjured up the
Spell of Return that took
7 turns to complete.
I could lend my
magic wand 
to Capt
ien Bible 
...