Bert decided to just shut his eyes and feel his way through this mess. (a.k.a make love not war) After all he was here anyways and Princess Esme looked like she wanted it bad. He leapt into her arms smothering her with kisses. Suddenly the door burst open and the Evil Mage entered wearing only his bathrobe.
"You scum! What are you doing defiling my prize concubine!" he screams.
"Get those dirty hairy hands off of her!"
He raises his hands to cast a spell!
"GULP! What should I do next?" Bert ponders.
~ fight the evil mage
~ scream like a little girl and jump through the window
~ use the princess as a meat shield
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