[Prox]

OK, so, one day the Slovenians built their first nuclear bomb, but they didn't know what to do with it, finally they decided to launch the bomb on the USA, and so a couple of days passed and there was no word from the USA, so they built another nuclear bomb and, again, launched it on the USA... After a few weeks and no response from the USA, the president of Slovenia Janeš Drnovšek decided to call Bush, and so he said:
-Boush, how come you dont respond to us bombardindg your country with nuclear warheads???
-Drnovshek, you son of a *****, we'll anhialate you as soon as we find you on the map!!!



Slovenia is so small that when someone farts in Slovenia, it stinks in Croatia

Slovenia is so small that when someone in Slovenia has a headache, we Croatians drink aspirines