Two words: Tranquilliser gun, Mr Powers.
And you entirely missed the Pratchett reference. In Nightwatch, I think it was. With regards to Buggy Swires. Not only did he not obey the rules, he also ignored rules that everyone else automatically obeys, like 'don't climb up a guy's leg and punch him in the face if he won't give you a chip', and 'do not attempt to eat this giraffe'. Gnomes. Tsk.