Another one from the army, a friend frien was doing his service, and one day he was ordered to clean the toilets. So he cleaned all the toilets and made one of them clinical clean, went to the kitchen, got some chocklate pudding. Smeared it around in the toilet and waited. When the liutenent doing the rounds saw this he yelled "WHAT IS THIS" and the guy who did it, took some pudding from the toilet, stuffed it in his mouth, tasted it, went down again, took some more and tasted it, and said "crap, liutenent" while snapping to attention. The liutenent stormed out of there screaming "THERE WILL BE A REPORT ON THIS". The liutenent went to the captain, told him what has happened, and the captain laughed his guts out beacuse he understood that is was a joke.
///MJ
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