A man with a meat and potato pie on his head walks into a bar. The barman says, "Why have you got a meat and potato pie on your head?".
The man replies, "It's a Wednesday, I always wear a meat and potato pie on my head on Wednesdays."
"But it's not Wednesday, its Tuesday today." says the barman.
"Oh, no!" cries the man, "I must look like a right idiot!"
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