lol...heard that one befor though...How 'bout a classic Bush Joke
Laura and President Bush were on a plane going to Florida. Out of the sudden, President Bush said "How about I throw out one $100 bill, and make one person happy?" Laura replied "Or you could throw out two $50 bills and make two people happy." After some speculations and a overuse a calculator Bush says "How 'bout throwing out 5 $20 bills and make 5 people happy. Now the Pilot turns around, frustrated because of their ignorance and says "Why don't you both jump off the plane and make the whole world happy?"
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