Okay. We played yesterday and it was really fun. Those three guys were great players and their actions were funny. Here's what happened:
First, there were three adventurers: Markku the Warrior, Olli Hokkanen the hobo and Tirpiza the druid. Since Tirpiza had skills of herbalism, they decided to go to flower shop to buy some stuff.
However, they werent heroes. Tirpiza stole the cash and flower pots while Olli was lying on the clerk and blaimed him for not serving the customers. Markku was guarding the doorway.
After this, they all went out and met two police officers. Tirpiza used sleeping spell and put them in sleep while Olli emptyied his Vodka bottle on their mouth and took their AK 47 guns.
Tirpiza then shouted for police, who came and asked what is wrong? Tirpiza complained that these two police officers where drunk on their duty. Because their breath smelled like vodka, they were loaded in the police car. The flower shop clerk was too shocked to say anything, so he was taken to the police station too.
Meanwhile, Markku leaved the party. He went to the store's and bought two speakers, LP player and record full of nazi-music. He later decided to check the city wall for cracks and stuff like that.
Tirpiza decided to become a professional criminal. He stole some dirt from the city park, broke in the closed flower shop and started to grew marihuana. He then when to the other shop, broke in the back, killed the shop clerk and found a phone. He phoned to the police station and asked phonenumbers of mafia-bosse's and drug dealers. Later he phoned to one of the dealers and told that he had some quality marihuana for sale.
Olli was on a rampage. He killed a business man, took his suit and hid one of his AK rifles in a fridge. He got into trouble with some skinheads, who tried to kill him. He later allied with two other hobos to attack and loot a local alcohol-shop.
Markku shoot a shop window and killed one of its customers. All this for a beer.
Tirpiza met the drugdealers. However, they werent happy to meet him, cause someone stole Tirpiza's drugs. At the end of the game, these guys killed him because he lied to them too much.
Markku and Olli were also killed. They later teamed up in a park, drank some Vodka and decided to go to strip club. However, it was closed and they decided to go rampage. They killed one police officer and started to make molotov coctails out of vodka's. Markku was killed in a gunfight and Olli was killed in a police station; two mafia goon's interrigated him and asked for some money, however, Olli didnt understand what they talked about, so they killed him. They interrigated him because Tirpiza told that he had lots of money.
That was all. It was quick, two hour fun blast, with lots of funny ideas like: Im going to make a smoke bomb out of my cubicle hair!
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