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Old 01-02-2005, 06:52 AM   #540
Iron_Scarecrow
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Originally posted by Eagle of Fire@Jan 31 2005, 06:04 PM
Is your son a computer hacker?

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9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.
I'd be more worried about him being on speed. The only people who carry pacifiers are ravers.
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