Alright, bear with me on this one, ok? I've yet to win a few literary awards, but I'm working at my writing skills.
"...well, I thought I was in my favourite game, Tetris. Turns out it was a potent hallucination I experienced for a few seconds while my cerebrium was being turned to fried balogna. The End."
...know what boys? That's a wrap. Call up IDG publishing. Tell them we've got the novel of the century. I think this one can be closed now. It's a masterpiece best left in it's purity.
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