[The Fifth Horseman]

If you really have to know...
The translations module is what the our tech support is working on right now. However, said tech support is constitued of just three guys who have to simultaneously handle two dozen sites besides ours. We can't realistically expect them to focus solely on Abandonia.
It doesn't exactly help that the team responsible for coding the faulty translation module in the first place have also mucked around with the site's code without documenting those changes and can no longer be consulted on the matter.

It will be done, that much is certain, but I'd be surprised if it happens within next month.