I don't know if this have been done before, but i figured i'd put this up.
What is the funniest quote or the funniest statement you've read?, it can be on a forum,videogame, anywhere as long as it's somewhat clean and not insulting.
I'll go first, it was a random post on the Gamespot Forum by Buggmeat:
I just ate a whole tub of Cool Whip, and it wasn't one of those small one's either.I'm talking about the family size bucket here.Now my pancreas hurts and my vision is blurred, but i think it was worth it as long as nothing else goes wrong.
Right in the middle of a very long, heated, neverending argument...priceless.