Bert squeezed easily through the window, and jumped down in the princess's bathroom.
There stood the princess, naked, the once beautifull princess Esmeralda. The 'once beautifull', because with her 185 years she was kinda ... euuurh ... yep.
As soon she glanced at the muscled barbarian she drooled, longing for some hot action.
So what shall Bert do?
-> scream and jump out through the window.
-> make love, not war.
-> loadgame and try something else.
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