As mentioned before, that secret substance is liquorice. Midgit has never finished a book in his life (except Little Women and that was only because he had a crush on his second grade teacher and wanted to impress her). He bought a new mouse for his computer in February and is currently working on an art project which goes by the working title of Crunchy Raw Unboned Real Dead Frog, but he'll have to change that eventually, lest he get sued by the remainder of Monty Python.
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