Leading to long convos of who'd do me, apparently.
Like to see em try. I think i will get meself a firearm... Small, high-quality stainless steel, 38 special, low loads so low recoil, with soft lead slugs, full cut, ie no pointy bullets, but flat at the front. So when they hit you, they shatter throughout your body and shred your insides. Good for internet stalkers and gang rapists.
Those powder bullets are even worse. Major stopping-power. That's what you need when some naked screaming arsehole is trying to come through your security gate at you. Much as I hate to think about taking a life...I dunno. It's something of a quandary for me. In the meantime, I'm not in the mood for kids fantasising about me. I'm not a paedo