[The Good Soldier Švejk]

Originally posted by blastradius14@Apr 4 2006, 04:19 AM
A man looking depressed is looked upon by another man. The man (gazing upon) asks the depressed man what he is so gloomy about, and the depressed man says, "I suck". The man says, "Why do you suck?". The Depressed man says, "I have no life, I've never gotten any women, and I couldn't lift weights to save my life. I don't have a job, and my mother is probably going to toss me out of the house".

Then the man realises he is talking to his bathroom mirror.

That Could Be Me!

Really!