well, since noone would tell me what the film was about, let me put on a log of the joke.
<some forgein words>
radioman: Igen, det har ar USS Montana som begar att ni omedelbart andar kurs 15 grader nord for att undvika kollision
radio:Vanligen andra er egen kurs 15 grader sud for att undvika kollision.
kapten: det har ar kapten Hancock, du anirar din kurs.
radio: Nej kapten, har anderas ingenting. Du maste byte din kurs
kapten:du, det har ar USS Montana, nast storsta fartyg i nordatlantiska flotten. Du anderar kurs 15 grader nord! annars tivingas jag vidta atgarder som garanterar mitt fartygs sakerhet!!1! kom!
radio: det har ar en fir. dit drag.... hallo, kapten?
WICH CAN ROUGHLY BE TRANSLATED AS:
"somwhere in the Irish sea" (written in Irish)
radioman: I say again here comes USS Montana, we must request your diversion of course 15 degrees northwise to avoid collison.
radio: please perform a diversion of course 15 degrees southwise to avoid collison.
Captain: here comes captain Hancock, you are altering your course.
Radio: No captain, I will not be moving something. you *censored* your course.
Captain: hey, you! Here comes USS Monatana. the largets fart in the Northatlantic flotillia. you change course 15 degrees northwise! Or I will have to guarntee the farts safety, suckerhead!!! get over here!
Radio: here comes a lighthouse. your turn. hi, captain?
ADDED: P.S. Puffin, Titan, and other nordish folk: please to kill me... :whistle:
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