Hey, wait a minute...
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Originally Posted by Fubb
I was playing the 3rd Age mod for Medieval 2 Total War, as the Free Peoples of Eridoar or whatever it's called. Im the biggest faction in the game...
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If what you're saying is true,
you're the Big, Bad Oppressor here!
Filthy, stinking, hideously deformed cannibals Downtrodden workers of the world, unite!
GET HIM! Tear him limb from limb, devour his entrails, and toss his family into the fires Apprehend him in a manner that respects his civil rights and avoids the use of excessive force, my
minions equals! Comrades, brothers, fellow workers, that sort of thing! We're all friends here, right? Good! Once you've got him,
throw him into the dungeon politely escort him to the detention facility, where
the rats will gnaw on his bones he will be given three tasty and nutritious meals a day, clean clothes and bedsheets, a stylish but easy-to-maintain haircut, a mint on his pillow each night, and full access to a wide range of cultural and educational programs
for all eternity until such time as it has been deemed that he has paid for his
many decades of raping, pillaging, slaughtering innocent civilians, and kicking cuddly puppies poor judgment brought on by
his innate depravity society's lack of respect for his individuality and the way in which he
eats kittens chooses to express it. Now go, and may
the hooves of your steeds beat a tattoo that will wake your enemies in a cold sweat every night until the day they die thrashing at the end of your spears you travel in a manner that respects both the environment and local traffic statutes!
What? You
idiots unique individuals, whom I greatly respect, don't remember what you were supposed to do, or to whom? You know what? I don't either. Whaddya say we just go
get a beer participate in a meaningful cultural exchange with a group of people that
we hate may be different from us in their language, clothing, customs, and
inability to drive a car without plowing into a school bus at 140 miles hectares parsecs decathlons what the hell is it? kilometers per hour food? No, you won't have to eat that stuff. I'm pretty sure it's made from
the nightmares of the guy that strangles the diseased dogs whose parasite-infested ears they eat on special occasions natural ingredients grown on sustainable farms. Just tell them you are forbidden to eat it by your
religion belief system morals desire to spend the next two weeks doing something other than vomiting personal life coach.