Two Warhammer 40k jokes:
How many Techpriests do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to screw it in, second to recite the holy prayers to its machine spirit and third to swing the incense.
How many Inquisitors do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to screw it in, second to outlaw the use of lightbulbs, third to deny their existence.
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"God. Can't you people see I'm trying to commit a crime against science and nature here?"
-- Reed Richards
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