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Old 15-03-2005, 10:31 PM   #16
aaberg
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I just can't stop...

new error messages currently under consideration for the new Windows Longhorn operating system...

1 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

2 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

3 BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

4 Close your eyes and press escape three times.

5 File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

6 Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

7 Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

8 Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

9 Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

10 Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

:help:
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