Mi
Lady of the Rings, I humbly celebrate your
precious Gollum! Gollum! birthday!
Now I understand why the
Iron Lady likes sweets a lot. It is because sugarcane molasses is rich in minerals mainly
iron.
Staff of Power,
Lancelot
Iron Fist
You just need to be careful with
cavities 
and you need to brush your
precious Gollum! Gollum! tooth right, okay?
