This one sounds better in Arabic but here goes:
There was this doctor he had a sign in front of his clinic that goes : if i cure you you give me 100$ and if i cant cure you i give u 100$.
A guy passes by the clinic and decides to fool the doctor, he goes in and say
-Doctor i cant taste anymore i dont know what happened to me
The doctor looks at him and shouts to his nurse :
-Nurse nurse give me vial number 14
The nurse came in with the vial and give it to the patient. the patient takes it and then spits it out directly saying :
-It tastes like SH*T !
THe guy pays the doctor and leaves. Wanting vengeance he came back the next day this time he tells the doctor :
-Doctor i lost my memory i dont know what happened to me
The doctor looks at him and shouts to his nurse :
-Nurse nurse give me vial number 14
The patient looks at him and says :
-No not Sh*t again
THe guy pays the doctor and leaves. Wanting vengeance again he came back the next day :ranting: this time he tells the doctor :
-Doctor i dont know what happened i cant f*ck anymore
The doctor looks at him and shouts to his nurse :
-Nurse nurse give me vial number 14
The patient looks at him all :ranting: and shouts :
-look if u give me that vial one more time i am gonna f*ck you and your stupid nurse!!
The patient payed him and left!!
oof long one.
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