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OK - then I have a Mujo joke for you.
Mujo had a really bad case of hemeroids and went to the doctor.
He told him to undress and took a look at his arse. Then he took some cream and applied it there.
Mujo felt better, but in a few days the problem returned. Again he went to the doctor and he did the same.
It was again better for a few days, but those hemeroids started acting up again!
Mujo went to the doctor for the third time, but this time he asked him to give him the recepit for the cream and that his wife should apply it - so he wouldn't have to go to the doctor's office so often. The doctor gave him the perscription and Mujo got home with the cream.
He started undressed and started explaining to his wife Fata how she should apply the cream:
"You put one hand on my shoulder... the other around my waste... WTF??? What did he use to apply the cream then?"