[Mystvan]

Originally Posted by Professor Oak

You summoned me?

Greetings, dear Professor Oak... It’s been a long time since you were in the AB Forums...

By the way, I am sorry to inform you, but I am not Poke-man. In fact, my secret identity, never before revealed, is the phenomenal Ash Gray wannabe aka (Tr)ash Dust. And my motto is “ashes to ashes, dust to dust and trash to trash”...

So I did not summon you...

I firmly believe that Ash Gray constantly uses “the blessed” cap for unconfessable reasons. He’s getting bald because he’s constantly pulling his hair and banging his head against the wall... Well, I think he’s got to have a sportsmanship... And who knows, he's getting a lot of “shock” with Pikachu?

Ash’s baldness...

After many investigations with the collaborations of the celebrated Miss Lulu_Jane Marple and Air-cule Parrot , we arrived at the following conclusions :

Here are the most intimate secrets of Ash and the reasons for his baldness :

• Shock for defeat in battle (surprise) ;

• Shock with the defeat of Pikachu (state of shock) ;

• Shock with Pikachu very dissatisfied and pouting (clash) ;

• Shock with Pikachu Shock Attack (attack) ...

The Shocking Secrets of Ash...