> Look cucumber
Your cucumber is green. Your cucumber also happens to be very long, it is also very hard. Your cucumber has an oval circumference. Hmmmm...
> Look brass lock
You examine the brass lock, the keyhole seems perfect for inserting a very long, hard, oval shaped thing.
> Insert cucumber into lock
Nothing happens. HA HA you thought this would be easy didn't you? As you hang your head in mild self-loathing at your willingness to believe that vegetables can trigger mechanical devices, you notice a leather pouch has fallen from the corpse of the rare albino grue.
Inventory:
A flashlight (Working)
A plastic bucket full of ¼ Abandollar coins
A hairdryer with power-cord
A cucumber
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I have vestigial adventure elements
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