The complete list of warnings...
We are not responsible for:
1. Hooking you to Unreal Tournament
2. Getting yourself in Tomekk's crosshairs
3. Defining RPBs as Rocket Propelled Buttocks
4. Constant swearing due to yourself being owned.
5. Killing you while you're AFK.
6. BOOM HEADSHOTS!
7. Letting yourself get PWN'D by a giant IceSkaarj.
8. Dragging your sorry carcasses out of Sniper Elite. Or any other FPS.
9. Getting sweared at for poor teamplay.
10. Beating As_HiSpeed while you're still in Car 1.
11. You getting owned by explosive crossbows for 257 damage.
12. Getting gang raped by Proxy Mines
13. HyperBlast'd
14. Getting your molecules torn apart by a gravity vortex.
15. Abnormal downloads in attempt to connect to the server.
16. Giving 3 year olds guns and a big swords.
17. Grapple Hooking yourself to epic phail.
18. Trying to befriend Skaarjs and getting killed.
19. Having Gordon Freeman dragged from Black Mesa.
20. Getting telefrag'd!
21. Acethor's constant Waaaaahs!
22. Tomekk's constant swearing, ranting, yelling, etc.
23. Getting piston'd.
24. Fubbl'd.
25. Getting chopped up by huge-ass swords.
26. Chopping ponies with huge ass swords.
27. Making you abandon your broom closet.
28. Having your connection fail when you're about to win.
29. Getting smacked in the face by rocket propelled buttocks.
30. Disturbing your sleep.
OK, can you guys suggest more PS-es?