Mytiur, the Underwater city under the Floating city of Abandonia HQ:
Briefing room:
TK:The Abanzords are finished.
Fifth:That's great news.
Saccade:We would of had our butt kicked if it weren't for the carrier.
TK:The bad news is, I don't know if they can handle The Assassin's gundam.
Angry Axe:Well, don't we have more power than a carrier?
TK:Yes we do.
TK:But The Assassin has at least 20 times the power of a carrier.
El Quia:Then why did he retreat?
TK:Uh, I don't know.
TK:In anycase, we've been training for a week and a half. No sign of movement on Microsoft's part.
Siren:Alert, all teams report to the briefing room.
GTX:We're already here.
Siren:Alert, all teams report to the briefing room.
Ultiros deactivates the siren.
TK:They've attacked.
TK:Go Abandoned Rangers!
Alternate dimension of Persona 3 FES:
City:
Dungeon Master:Let's kill somebody.
The Assassin:Sigh, do you want an army to come here?
Dungeon Master:I want to kill somebody.
The Assassin:Won't help you kill the Abandoned Rangers if you have 300 police breathing down your neck.
Both teams appear before them.
Fifth:Prepare to die Dungeon Master and The Assassin.
The Dungeon Master charges Fifth, and Fifth dodges, knocking The Dungeon Master to the ground.
The Assassin:Hey, Dungeon Master, remember that last drink you had? That was filled with an explosive liquid. Sayonara DM.
Dungeon Master:YOU CAN'T DO THIS! THIS IS AGAINST THE CONTRACT!
The Assassin:It only stated I have to kill the Abandoned Rangers.
*LOUD EXPLOSION*
Both teams had enough warning to defend themselves from it.
TotalAnarchy:He killed his own teammate to kill us...
The Assassin:PREPARE TO DEFEND YOURSELVES! SZYAU SY REAW TUA!
An electric fence appears trapping both teams with The Assassin.
TK:Translated it means either "Shadow will take you", or "Have some cheese pal".
El Quia:Yes we will have some cheese.
*BANG*
EQ is shot directly in the head, said shot bounces right off.
TK:...
The Assassin:...
El Quia:Huh, I expected my head to explode...
The Assassin:So much for the 357.
The Assassin pulls out a 44.
*BANG*
Fifth is shot the same as EQ.
TK:I guess he had a 10000 ap ammo clip.
Fifth:You will be defeated!
TK:HOLY <censored>!
Saccade:What is it?
TK:He's doubled his strength since the last encounter...
Angry Axe:What? That can't be...
The Assassin:EAT THIS!
The Assassin pulls out a MIB Series 4 De-Atomizer.
GTX:RUN!
TotalAnarchy:Run where? We're trapped.
GTX:CHARGE!
Both teams rush him.
A dust cloud forms over where the teams are beating up The Assassin.
The Assassin walks out of the dust cloud without his cloak.
Saccade:I've got you now!
The dust cloud settles Saccade is holding El Quia in The Assassin's cloak.
The Assassin:Looking for me?
Saccade:...
Both teams rush him again.
A dust cloud forms over where the teams are beating up The Assassin.
GTX:Ha ha!
GTX beats up The Assassin.
The Assassin:Looking for me?
The Assassin appears outside the dust cloud.
GTX:Who did I just beat up?
Fifth:Get this cloak off of me!
TotalAnarchy:This won't be good if we beat each other up.
Junpei:Yeah, no point breaking both our ribs.
The Assassin puts away his gun, and pulls out a sword.
Aarne:This won't end well.
The Assassin:PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR OBLIVION!
*WHIF*
The Assassin is behind the teams.
Saccade:Anybody dead?
Angry Axe hits The Assassin in the head with his flamberge.
Both teams rush The Assassin.
The Assassin dodges most blows and hits the team a lot.
After a couple of minutes.
Angry Axe:Anybody else notice this seems a little one sided?
El Quia's swords break at the hilt.
El Quia:Eek.
The Assassin
o you know what today is?
TotalAnarchy:nothing out of the usual. Why?
The Assassin:Look up.
The team looks up and notices a full moon.
Fifth:A full moon...
The Assassin:<begins howling>
TotalAnarchy:What do you want on your tombstone?
Aarne:Ah <censored> no.
Fifth:I think that can be aranged.
The Assassin finishs turning into a werewolf.
The Assassin:SHADOW ARMOR!
TK:<censored>.
Fifth:What's going to happen?
TK:A were form gives a x2 multiplier. Shadow Armor gives a x4 multiplier. HE HAS A x8 MULTIPLIER!
TotalAnarchy:He must be have gone to the same ninja school as ESGmaster.
TK:If there was any doubt before, you are dead.
The Assassin:PREPARE TO DIE!
????:Your job is finished for now Assassin.
The team looks to their right and sees Bill Gates.
Bill Gates:We're summoning a giant monster to destroy everything.
The Assassin, the fence and Bill Gates disappears.
*RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE*
A giant Earth Gunmaster appears.
TK:Light Abanzords are summoned.
Aarne:Light? We'll need a heavy one for this guy.
The Abandoned Rangers enter the Abanzords.
The team enables Abanzord mode.
EGM:Oh goody, target practice!
The Earth Gunmaster explodes.
TK:Uh oh, it's the Shadow Assassin Gundam.
The Assassin:Time to die.
*SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO*
Fifth:Uh, that's not good.
TK:Light Abanzord Super mode!
The Light Abanzords begin transforming into one giant Abanzord.
GTX:All right!
The Assassin:Eh? Uh, oh...
The Assassin:LIGHTING SHARD!
*BOOM* *BOOM*
Both the Abanzord and Shadow Assassin Gundam are blasted, knocking their pilots out.
Both then disappear.
????:1, 2, Freddy coming for you.
The Assassin:What is this?
Freddy:They call me Freddy Kruger, want to die?
The Assassin:We'll see.
*SLASH* *SLASH*
Both start fighting each other.
GTX:I never thought my life would depend on Freddy Kruger.
TotalAnarchy:Yeah, this stinks.
*HACK*
Freddy:Uh, that wasn't supposed to happen...
Freddy Kruger falls to the ground.
El Quia:Eek.
TK:Uh, this could be bad...
????:Let's hug!
Barney crushs Aarne.
Angry Axe:THAT'S IT!
Angry Axe is suddenly more armored.
*THUD* *THUD* *THUD*
Barney then flys several yards.
Barney:<censored>. Oh <censored>. Why couldn't I stick to killing people?
GTX:Let's kill them!
Saccade:Where's The Assassin?
Barney:Aw <censored> no.
Angry Axe shoots Barney with his 44s.
Barney:<censored>! WE WILL MEET AGAIN!
TK:Rangers, return to base.
Mytiur, the Underwater city under the Floating city of Abandonia HQ:
Briefing room:
TK:We barely pulled that one off.
Saccade:Uh, what would have happened if Bill Gates attacked us?
TK:I would be stamping KIA on files all afternoon.
GTX:Uh, it's no secret that the Microship can trasform into a GIANT, GIANT mecha.
TK:Yes, you're right. The process takes several days.
Fifth:Microsoft breaking down anybody's doors are not good.
TK:I've been designing a special weapon designed to destroy the Microship.
Saccade:uh, wouldn't that generate a new very hot, very brief sun?
TK:It's designed to power down the Ancient Elerium core.
El Quia:Causing it to be a dead hulk in space.
TK:Then after moving to a Evil Soldier Army base, BOOM!
Saccade:When will it be ready?
TK:2018.
GTX:Latest?
TK:Earlist.
GTX:Without my help?
TK:With your help.
????:Reporting for orders, sir!
TK:Begin working on the weapon.
????:Yes, sir!
TK:Saccade, you now will be able to transform into armored mode as well.
Freddy Kruger:El Quia, I'm going to train you.
El Quia:Uh...
Freddy:Relax, I'll only train you to use your special mode.
TK:Aarne, TotalAnarchy, and GTX, your special modes will be trained as well.
TK:You will
still be trained by Eric Myers.
TK:Save for El Quia
who will be training under Freddy Kruger.
TK:Briefing over.
We have come to terms.
Next time on Abandoned Rangers: Suprise Ally!