[esgmaster]

Mytiur, the Underwater city under the Floating city of Abandonia HQ:
Siren:Abandonia HQ is under attack, code Armaggedon alert.

Briefing Room:
The teams enter the briefing room.
TK:There's no time for a briefing. Go Abandoned Rangers!
TK:ESGmaster is already there.

Abandonia HQ, Hanger 17:
Angry Axe:We better hurry, they might hit the generator.
El Quia:Well, atleast it'll still be floating after it hits the water.
ESGmaster appears from behind a crate.
ESGmaster:They're in the room.
????:Good day, PREPARE TO DIE!
A team of soldiers appear several yards from ESGmaster.
ESGmaster jumps to the rest of the team.
Fifth:It's Morphing Time!
????:Where's The Assassin?
????on't know.
????:We are, THE EVIL SOLDIER RANGERS!
????:The Filth Hoseman!
Fifth:Ranger of Chaos!
????:The Grey!
El Quia: Dream of Shadow!
????:ESAmaster!
ESGmaster:Ninja of Lighting!
????:Barney!
Aarne:Time of Dark!
????:Happy Axe!
Angry Axe:Knight of Fire!
????:ZeroTolerence!
TotalAnarchy:Space of Lighting!
????:Locust!
Saccade:Knight of Lighting!
GTX:Space Pirate!
Saccade:CHARGE!
The battle begins.

El Quia:Stupid worthless copy!
EQ slices The Grey and misses slightly.
The Grey:You got a bad aim.
The Grey:SHADOW...
EQ stabs him in the heart!
The Grey:<censored>...
The Grey falls to the ground dead.

Filth: DIE! EAT FILTH COWARD!
Filth attempts to strangle Fifth with a hose.
Fifth:That's it! CHAOS FORCE TIMES 10!
Fifth beats up Filth.

Barney:You need to be nicer. Here have a hug.
Barney attempts to crush Aarne.
Aarne: DIE PIECE OF <censored>!
Barney:We also need to watch our month. DARK BLAST!
Aarne teleports behind him.
Aarne:TIME FORCE TIMES 10!
Aarne beats up Barney.
Aarne:TIME BLAST TIMES 2!
Aarne blasts Barney, and then falls to the ground, exausted.
Barney:Ow.

Happy Axe: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!
Angry Axe:I think he's a little too happy if you ask me.
Happy Axe misses Angry Axe several times.
Angry Axe:STEELSKIN! FIRE FORCE TIMES 5!
Angry Axe attacks Happy Axe, then teleports behind him and beats him up.

ZeroTolerence:Eat <censored>, <censored>!
ZT misses TA.
TotalAnarchy:AIR QUAKE!
*RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE*
ZT is put off balance.
*THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD*
ZT hits the ground.

ESAmasterIE!
ESAmaster misses GTX.
ESGmaster impales ESAmaster.
GTX:I think they were hired at a dollar store.
ESAmaster dies.

Locust:It's kicking time!
Saccade:Born yesterday?
LocustIE!
Saccade:Whatever you say Low Cost.
Locust kicks Saccade trough some crates.
Saccade:LIGHTING CANNON!
*BLITZ* *THUD*
Locust hits the ground.
Saccade:Learn to fight, El Low Cost!

Both teams regroup.
Barney:Where is that <censored> piece of <censored> The Assassin?
Filth:He said he'd be a bit delayed.
ZeroTolerence:<censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> etc.
Locust:They killed 1/3 of our team!
ESGmaster:FOR BLOOD AND HONOR!
Barney:Or my head will be shot?
*BANG*
ESGmaster's head explodes.
Saccade:<censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> etc.
TotalAnarchy:What the <censored>?
Fifth:Holy <censored>!
GTX:<censored>! This is bad!
Aarne:<censored> <censored> <censored> <censored>! This is not good.
Angry Axe:Bad, <censored> bad.
????:One down, six to go.
Barney:You took your <censored> sweet time getting here.
Filth:Better late than never.
ZeroTolerence:Nice job.
Locust:Kill the <censored> Saccade next!
A man with a cloak, and a hood obscuring his face, steps onto a catwalk above the two teams.
????:They call me, The Assassin, I assassinate.
Saccade: DIE!
*BANG*
Saccade's kneecap is splattered.
The Assassin is holding a 38 revolver.
Filth:YES! 5 to 5! <censored> YES!
Happy Axe:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Locust:<laughing>
Barney:Now you'll be happy for the rest of time!
Angry Axe:Prepare for the worst here guys.
GTX:Because Happy Axe here is a product of this?
Angry Axe:Yep.
Saccade:Eat this <censored> piece of <censored> you <censored>!
The Assassin:6 to go your your information Filth.
The Assassin: Don't count the guy on the floor out until he's dead.
The Assassin:It's only a better shot when he can't move.
Angry Axe:Heartless <censored>!
The Assassin:Thank you for the nice words.
Fifth:CHAOS QUAKE!
*rumble* *rumble* *rumble* *rumble* *rumble* *rumble* *rumble* *rumble*
Locust:It's retreating time!
Filth:RUN!
The Assassin:Cowards.
Fifth:Would you consider joining us for double what they payed you?
The Assassin:Once I'm hired, no target stays alive. Even if you payed me, you'd die anyway.
The Assassin throws a piece of paper at Fifth.
The Assassin:Meet me there at the time it says, this isn't a good place for you to die.
TK:*phew*
Fifth:Who is that guy?
TK:A tough <censored>.
Saccade:Information we don't know please.
TK:That's it. Nothing on him in all the dimensions.
Fifth:THAT guy just appeared out of nowhere and gets hired by the Evil Soldier Army?
TK:More like he asked them to hire him.
TK:Return to base, the threat is over, save for infection of Saccade's leg.

Mytiur:

Medical Room:
TK:I'll look into the dimension, Briefing room in five minutes.
Saccade:I'll be healed by then.
TK:No, in three minutes.

Briefing Room:
TK:Alright, the dimension is an alternate of Persona 3:FES.
TK:They have their own rangers, so we'll have to be careful.
Saccade:You only had 5 minutes, how did you get this much information?!
TK:Well...
TK:Um...
Fifth:Well?
TK:Uh, it's my vacation spot...
Angry Axe:Okay, so you know your vacation spot well, what's the problem?
TK:I was the one who gave them the morphers...
TK:They outta be able to fight you on your own terms. (or beat you to a pulp...)
Aarne:...
TotalAnarchy:This stinks.
Saccade:Yeah, we're dead.
TK: Do you still want to go?
Fifth:Well, we better.
El Quia:Yeah, we need to kill that guy.
Saccade:Let's <censored> that <censored>!
El Quia:<stares at Saccade>
Aarne:Let's kill the <censored>!

Alternate dimension of Persona 3 FES:
Near a school:
Saccade:What's taking this <censored> so long?
GTX:He's likely getting money or something.
????:Hello.
The Assassin appears behind the team.
TotalAnarchyie coward!
The team begins attacking The Assassin, who just dodges.
Saccade:He must have a ace up his cloak.
*PHEE* *AAARRRGHHH*
GTX is on fire.
The Assassin disappears.
Fifth:What the...
The team turns around.
Fifth:<censored>?
Another team of rangers appear.
????:Prepare to die villian!
*SHIS* *AAARRGHHH*
EQ is shocked.
TotalAnarchy:PREPARE TO BE ELECTROCUTED FOOL! LIGHTING...
TAnarchy glows in lighting.
TotalAnarchy:QUAKE...
The other team of rangers brace themselves.
TotalAnarchy:TIMES...
*BANG*
TotalAnarchy:100 <censored>.
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The area is filled with lighting.
TAnarchy falls to the ground exausted.
TK:So much for no damage to their buildings.
TAssassin:That's it! RISE SHADOW ASSASIN GUNDAM!
Fifth:How the <censored> did he smuggle a Gundam here?
*RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE*
A giant mecha rises out of the ground.
????:<censored>...
TK:No, the Abanzords are not usuable.
TK:I kinda got it messed up.
TAssassin:PREPARE TO DIE!
Fifth:We're dead.
*SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO*
The team avoids the laser slices for now.
*SHIS* *PHEE* *KRAC* *CRUNCH* *THUD* *BLAM*
The other team is attacking TAssassin.
TAssassin:SHADOW FORCE TIMES 20!
*POW* *POW* *POW* *BANG* *BLAM* *BAM* *KRUNCH* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE*
The other team is beaten.
El Quia:We're next.
TK:This isn't good.
TAssassin:PREPARE TO DIE!

TO BE CONTINUED
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