Why don't we just have an "Occasions" forum with every kind of occasion in it? Birthdays, Farewells, Introductions, "I'm Ba-aack - for NOW" and AB anniversaries, Christmas, etc? That way the subforums will be in a logical place.
Data normalisation, peeps.
And a link to Tutorials in the main site menu would be a good idea, too; it may divert some newbs straight to dosbox -- miracles do happen.