[Saccade]

Can you clone me from it, if it has to be amputated and I can get it on ice fast enough to preserve the tissue?

I could do with a zombie army of cloned, secret ninja assassins.

(I can but dream...)

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I haven't the patience to finish stuff or start anything new atm.
This will have to do:

:7>===={# User is a giraffe / eating or not eating giraffes

=|:-)X User is a diplomat or made a diplomatic remark
,`:-C Huh? What's the matter?
,`:-) Wow! Really interesting idea!
|-[#] Beware! User is going to explode
|[*] User is exploding NOW!!!
S:-) User is a superuser (Supermod, root Admin, etc...)
S:-( A superuser who does not like you
S:-[ A superuser who wants to kill your processes
S:-[..A superuser just deleting your account!
:- ] User is shocked (jaw drop)
\%*} User is drunk
<:<)} User is an hippie
*):-) User is a Mahometan (Muslim)
*):|| User is a Mahometan woman
(:[ User is an ant
}(:-( User is a Viking
(8<I User is Darth Vader
(:=< User is a guardian of D. Vader
>[] User is watching TV
H=D User is IC3 (fe)male - Tulac might like that one... :7)
:+( User has a scared face or has had a nose-job
o^/ A profile of a User
:-(| User is beheaded
:-(O User is hanged
o:-( User is shot in the head by a .22
)-::-( User is married
:-)(-: User is just married - like El Quia!
:-E] User must go to the dentist
:-F] User just came back from a dentist
:-L] The dentist (bastards!) itself / themselves
:-I] User has no need to go to the dentist
:-O= User shows you its tongue
-]= User makes an obscene gesture
=[- Ditto with his left hand

Now some military smilies.

(:-I ... Pongo (regular troop)
(:-I8 ... Lumpy Jumper (female Pongo or, if you dare, Officer)
*(:-I ... Adult / Rupert / Joe / Old Man (Officer)
_(:-I ... Regular from radio-communication corps
V(8-I ... RAF / Fleet Air Arm Pilot
MP(:-[ ... SNAFU, no comment - the redhats (Military Police) WILL find you...
|-(:-I ... A bleep (Signals / Comms)
~(:-I ... A general or a (field)marshal
$(:-I ... A dog soldier / mercenary / domino
: ... From a secret service / Cabbage Suit (Camouflage)
... From a top secret service / SAS, SBS
(B^I ... An agent of CIA, KGB, UOP, STASI, MOSSAD, etc...
(#-[ ... A marine / paratrooper
>X#-[ "A soldier never dies. They simply go to hell to regroup."

(yeah - right... . Maybe go to hell, but I don't know about the regrouping bit...)