[Mighty Midget]

Breaking News:

According to Kargh, a local leader, time is running out for roving hunters and gatherers. Instead, he visions, we will soon come to live in large, stationary "settlements", or "cities" as he has coined them. We here in the Safari News have a feeling this idea will find limited support for obvious reasons: He who has ever lived in a cave with his tribe for more than a day, knows full well the meaning of stench, piles of rubbish and bones as well as the company of people not more articulate than... than... oh, you know what we mean.

We can only hope Kargh is getting all the professional help his clan's shaman is able to provide, and that he will get better soon. We dread thinking of the consequences should Kargh's vision one day become reality. How he visions the gnus and buffalos will fit in a constrained environment, as such a "city" most certainly will be, is beyond us.

Kargh is suggesting that instead of hunting, the meat will be available for what he calls "purchase" at local "shops". Exactly what he means by that is a bit unclear at this point and we are, as previously expressed, a bit worried about Kargh's mental state, a state he insists will grow out from this "city". We can not express our alarm enough, hearing this. What will be the growth rate of his mental state? Will it ever cease to grow? Will his state reach the edge of the world? What will happen then? We fear the outer edges of these "cities" will fall off the edge of the world and into the abyss. To this Kargh replies by staring at us as if we were the mad ones. We strongly advice someone to replace Kargh as a leader as he clearly is unfit for his duties.