There was this man and he lived on a farm next to a nuclear power plant. He had many normal sons and daughters despite the radiation threat his doctors had warned him about. :crazy:
One day he noticed that he had a bump on his head but thought nothing of it. Slowly but surely the lump became bigger and bigger so he went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the lump and said it was nothing unusual and that he should go home and ignore it. Two, three months go pas and the lump is getting bigger and bigger - almost fist sized but considering that the doc had said it was ok he continued to ignore it.
Finally about 9 months after it first appeared the bump split open and out of it a miniature version of him came out. It looked at him and said, "you're far too big and besides this world is not big enough for the both of us". With this the little guy began to bite the big guy into pieces and begins to eat him. At this point one of the children walks in and sees this going on and shouts, " you freak of nature get away from my dad!". The child then jumps on mini-dad's head and squishes him like a mosquito.
OK - That was LAME! :eeeeeh:
Anyhow - next up...
Attack of the KILLEr Smurfs :Tom:
Back in two days! Keep it going.