I could say there'd be a giant cage match between the playmates for the right to all the Pervert's worldly goods, but that just smacks of the Ottoman empire; all the legitimate sons of the Sultan were kept locked in this prison called the Golden Cage, until one of them inherited and had all the others strangled... So, if the favoured playmate invited all the others around to her place after the funeral, I'd strongly advise them not to drink the tea.
