A turist come to Chicago and goes to teh restourant at the top floor of a skyscraper.
Turist: "There's no wind here, why do you call it the windy city?"
A drunk at the bar: "You turists are all the same. You come to the windy city and don't even know why it's called that! It's simple - the wind is so strong that if I jumped out the window right now the wind would blow me back in."
Turist: "No way - you'd fall down!"
The drunk opens the window and jumps out. Two minutes later he falls through
the open window back in the same restourant.
Turist: "It's a trick. You're wearing wires!"
Drunk: "No trick. The wind is really that strong!"
The turist checks the drunk and makes sure there's nothing attached to him. Checks out the window (there's only a slight breeze) and says - try it again.
The drunk jumps again - and sure enough two minutes latter falls back in again.
Turist: "I gotta try this!!!" and jumps out the window.
Barman: "You're a mean drunk Superman..."
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