SHOCKING NEWS! The Truth has been revealed!
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Me:
did you burn that bush?
God:
No I didn't burn that bush. What's it like?
Me:
it says you did so I thought I'd better ask
God:
I've heard that before.
Me:
but it's not true?
God:
Oh really.
Me:
ok I get you
God:
Where did you get it? Ugh.
Me:
who set the bush on fire?
God:
Be more specific. :-).
Me:
that bush in the Bible, the burning one, who set it on fire?
God:
":-)." bush in the Bible the burning one who set it on fire ? I get it.
Me:
so...?
God:
Hey.
Me:
hey 
God:
:-) Can I help you?
Me:
you can try but I think I'll put my money elsewhere
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
neither do I, to be honest
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
you don't know honesty?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
are you the devil?
God:
Yes I am the one and only devil.
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